A REAL morning routine
For the tired dads out there in the trenches right now, here’s the REAL version of what a morning routine looks like.
0200 - screaming baby waking you and your wife up
You both yell “not it!” But you were too slow.
0215 - you’re rocking your baby in the chair and falling asleep while you scroll on the phone
0400 - you drop your phone and wake up suddenly and realize what time it is
You put the baby down and stagger into the garage gym half asleep
0445 - another kid is up with their blanket standing in the garage asking to watch bluey.
You cut your workout short and go inside to snuggle on the couch.
0530 - total chaos trying to get the kids out the door and to school
0615 - Shoving food in mouths as you run out
0645 - loud Disney music in the car and traffic
0700 - Angry parents and crossing guards with attitudes at drop off
0730 - you forget if you showered or not… you think you did but can’t remember… also, what did you have for breakfast…?
… I could go on, but I’ll stop there 🤣
The morning routine pic.twitter.com/HLhpwpKib8
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