A REAL morning routine
Tweet · Mar 26, 2025
For the tired dads out there in the trenches right now, here’s the REAL version of what a morning routine looks like.
==0200== - screaming baby waking you and your wife up
You both yell “not it!” But you were too slow.
==0215== - you’re rocking your baby in the chair and falling asleep while you scroll on the phone
==0400== - you drop your phone and wake up suddenly and realize what time it is
You put the baby down and stagger into the garage gym half asleep
==0445== - another kid is up with their blanket standing in the garage asking to watch bluey.
You cut your workout short and go inside to snuggle on the couch.
==0530== - total chaos trying to get the kids out the door and to school
==0615== - Shoving food in mouths as you run out
==0645== - loud Disney music in the car and traffic
==0700== - Angry parents and crossing guards with attitudes at drop off
==0730== - you forget if you showered or not… you think you did but can’t remember… also, what did you have for breakfast…?
… I could go on, but I’ll stop there 🤣